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[dothelokimotion]

[ loki sidles in the opposite seat. ]

I don't believe so.

[thecoolerloki]

Let's order several things then!

[When a server comes by, Loki orders four shakes, a side of bacon, and two orders of fries. The meal of champions!]

Midgardian food is probably my favorite part of their culture, other than the internet. I can't help feeling sad when I remember the rest of us grew up without such inventions.

[dothelokimotion]

I don't think I ever tried all that much . . . I didn't spend a lot of time on Earth.

They do seem to have a lot of variety.

[thecoolerloki]

There wasn't much to do on Earth when I was a child, but I was reborn in 2011 and there was a lot to do then.

[Asgard literally being on Earth helped, and unlike the rest of them, he wanted to acclimate to it as much as possible.

Once their food arrives, Loki pushes a chocolate shake towards his other self.]

This first! [He is slurping his own, having learned that sharing isn't wise from before when he showed shakes to Leah.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ it . . . certainly looks inviting. loki takes a tentative sip at first . . . and then gulps it down. because wow. ]

[thecoolerloki]

Do you understand now?

[He passes the fries over too.]

There are some who choose to dip, but I think it's fine enough having the two contrasting tastes in quick succession.

[dothelokimotion]

It is . . . astonishing.

[ he picks up a fry, holding up to eye level before popping one in his mouth. ]

[thecoolerloki]

And now you see why I am the wisest of all Lokis.

[Some of his wisdom had been passed down to his successor, but still he was the Loki who discovered milkshakes and breakfast meats!]

While I have you here... [Something in his demeanor changes, he's still smiling, but it's closer to that of the old man's. Meanwhile the older Loki's shake freezes solid.] You will not call Stephen Strange my owner or anything similar ever again. Feel free to berate the man as you see fit, but my autonomy is not to be joked about. I could call Odin your owner for how much you fawn after him. A statue, really? Anyways! That's all!

[dothelokimotion]

[ his eyes narrow briefly, wondering if loki will admit to his own nonsense but it doesn't seem like it so he lets it go. ]

Fine.

[thecoolerloki]

[He doesn't feel like he's hidden any of his nonsense so sees no reason to admit to anything! At least he's back to acting like a child again.]

Yay! Try this now! [pushing over the plate of bacon! And he unfreezes his shake too.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki huffs, picking up a piece of bacon. ]

This is just cured pork.

[thecoolerloki]

It's better than what we have in Asgard. Try it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he takes a bite of it. ]

It's . . . crunchy.

[thecoolerloki]

And?

[dothelokimotion]

[ he shakes his head, bemused. ]

It's fine.

[thecoolerloki]

Fine, more for me!

[He pulls the plate back and pushes one of the remaining shakes forward.]

This one is cookies and cream. It's my second favorite after chocolate, so you might like it as well.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki takes it with another experimental sip. ]

I will admit . . . Midgardian sweets are far better than ours.

[thecoolerloki]

Right?! And yet no one serves them in Asgard! Volstagg's favorites are donuts, IDK if you've had those yet.

[dothelokimotion]

I've had donuts and pizza. Barton purchased those when we were . . . working.

[thecoolerloki]

Clint Barton, I presume? I wasn't aware he was present.

[He takes the cookies and cream shake and replaces it with a cake batter one, whatever Loki's favorite ends up being, he'll let him have it.]

And what do you mean working?

[dothelokimotion]

When I was trying to take over Earth.

[ he stirs the milkshake idly with a straw. ]

I had the Mind Stone then. He was an unwilling cog.

[thecoolerloki]

Ohhhhhh.

[Why didn't you just say so!]

That sounds more fun than all the times the old man did it. I don't think he and Norman Osborn had pizza dates. He and Doom might have, TBH, but it'd be some sort of fancy flatbread instead.

[dothelokimotion]

I think I had some of that at the opera.

[ before he took someone's eye. loki takes a sip of . . . cake batter milkshake? wild. ]

And I don't know how much fun it was. Invading and destroying is a lot of pointless work. Messy too.

[thecoolerloki]

Mm, I've never understood why our people enjoy it so much. I personally hate all forms of battles and wars.

[dothelokimotion]

[ a brief pause. ]

Neither did I. Even when I did it, I did it poorly. It never suited me.