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[dothelokimotion]

When I was trying to take over Earth.

[ he stirs the milkshake idly with a straw. ]

I had the Mind Stone then. He was an unwilling cog.

[thecoolerloki]

Ohhhhhh.

[Why didn't you just say so!]

That sounds more fun than all the times the old man did it. I don't think he and Norman Osborn had pizza dates. He and Doom might have, TBH, but it'd be some sort of fancy flatbread instead.

[dothelokimotion]

I think I had some of that at the opera.

[ before he took someone's eye. loki takes a sip of . . . cake batter milkshake? wild. ]

And I don't know how much fun it was. Invading and destroying is a lot of pointless work. Messy too.

[thecoolerloki]

Mm, I've never understood why our people enjoy it so much. I personally hate all forms of battles and wars.

[dothelokimotion]

[ a brief pause. ]

Neither did I. Even when I did it, I did it poorly. It never suited me.

[thecoolerloki]

I'm decent at manipulating wars to start and I don't mind that, so long as I don't have to be front and center for any of it.

[dothelokimotion]

I took over Asgard easily enough. No bloodshed.

They let me do whatever I wanted.

[thecoolerloki]

You ruled Asgard? I never tried, though I did cause a few shake-ups and coups.

[dothelokimotion]

For five years, yes.

I put Odin in an old folk's home on Earth and ruled as him.

[thecoolerloki]

Ah, that's perfect! Everyone on Midgard would think him insane, with the bonus irony of making him deal with the punishment he gave Thor so long ago.

[He takes back what he said about Odin being his owner, this is good mischief.]

Leah and I once fooled him into thinking we were Freyja, you know. It was a poor disguise, but apparently he was that desperate to return to their marital bed and consummate things or whatever.

[dothelokimotion]

[ his nose wrinkles. ]

He was never like that . . . I don't think.

[thecoolerloki]

[Loki shrugs.]

It was useful, we needed him to absorb Surtur's power and he was unlikely to come out of banishment simply to help solve a problem I caused.

[dothelokimotion]

No, he was always unwilling to solve problems. Even his own.

[thecoolerloki]

Seems that's true in every universe.

[sluuuuurp]

It must've been exhausting pretending to be Father for five years, mischief aside.

[dothelokimotion]

It was tiresome from time to time. Dreary too. Being king, conquering, ruling . . . They all lost their lustre.

I much prefer being Loki. And doing what I feel like.

[thecoolerloki]

As do I. It's what makes us Loki.

... when you arrived here, after your death, did you ever think of being someone else? Not Odin, but someone new entirely.

[dothelokimotion]

No.

As . . . difficult as some things have been and still are, I would still choose to be Loki. I fought to be Loki. I bled for it.

And I'm not ashamed.

[thecoolerloki]

I feel the same. Theoretically, it'd be easier, wouldn't it? That's where the appeal is.

And yet... I find we're not very good at being anyone else. Not truly.

[dothelokimotion]

No.

[ he sips his milkshake. ]

But why should we have to be? A little selfishness can be beneficial. Perhaps that's why we're here.

[thecoolerloki]

Why humans came up with us, you mean?

[dothelokimotion]

[ he shrugs. ]

Why tricksters exist to begin with. It's hardly just a human invention.

[thecoolerloki]

Perhaps, but we reflect humans specifically, not the Kree or anyone else.

[dothelokimotion]

[ this is news to him. ]

Is that the lore of Asgard?

[thecoolerloki]

Not quite. In my memory, we existed long before humanity did. Even when I was a boy, I was told my people had fought against Asgard for generations, failing time and time again.

Whether or not all that truly happened doesn't necessarily matter, though.

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose it's hard to separate myth from truth.

Still. Being a reflection of humanity. I've never thought of it that way. Our interactions with humans have always been so limited.