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[angelpiratebaby]

[ GASP. HOW DARE. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame!]

I'll have you know people say it is very dashing.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he gives love a bad name. ]

The empty socket? That's quite the tale you're spinning.

[angelpiratebaby]

The eyepatch. Shut up.

[ Super mature. ]

[dothelokimotion]

How rewarding it must be to know a piece of cloth keeps you "dashing".

[angelpiratebaby]

I think it's the rest of my handsome face and impressive physique, actually.

[dothelokimotion]

Then you shouldn't have a problem not wearing the eyepatch anymore.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ WOW CALLING HIM OUT. DAMN. ]

Shut up.

[dothelokimotion]

That's what I thought.

[angelpiratebaby]

Fine, I don't enjoy the reality of my new situation, are you happy?

[dothelokimotion]

Immeasurably.

[angelpiratebaby]

How about I take out your eye and see how happy you are then.

[dothelokimotion]

Please. If you're going for threats, at least pick a believable one.

[angelpiratebaby]

Very well I'll lightning off all of your hair.

[dothelokimotion]

Do you actually understand how lightning works.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ Laughing. ]

Come here and we'll find out.

[dothelokimotion]

How much of a fool do you take me for?

[angelpiratebaby]

I am joking, brother. I promise I will not touch your greasy hair.

[dothelokimotion]

As if you could.

[angelpiratebaby]

Oh I could.

[dothelokimotion]

Bold words.

[angelpiratebaby]

One morning you'll wake up with a shaved head.

[dothelokimotion]

Sounds like a perfect day for you to die.

[angelpiratebaby]

I wonder what you'd look like bald.

[dothelokimotion]

It can be the last thing you ever see.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ Laughing. ]

Peace, brother. I would not. You are the prankster, not I.