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[dothelokimotion]

Then put some more thought into it!

[angelpiratebaby]

I would put a great deal of thought into a poem, thank you very much. I took an entire class about it!

[ That he would have failed if he wasn't the prince of Asgard, shhh. ]

[dothelokimotion]

You passed that class with my help. Which, I'll remind you, you needed for nearly all your classes.

[angelpiratebaby]

I would have been fine with you, I'm lazy, not stupid!

[dothelokimotion]

You also had no patience whatsoever.

[angelpiratebaby]

It's not my fault it was boring.

[dothelokimotion]

It was always boring. But it was what you needed to rule.

[angelpiratebaby]

Poetry is what I needed to rule?

[dothelokimotion]

Good poetry is what you need to rule. Which is a skill you don't have.

[angelpiratebaby]

Well I do not have your playwriting skills, that is for certain, although I can't say I enjoyed your most recent theatrical debut.

[dothelokimotion]

That's on you. Everyone on Asgard loved it.

[angelpiratebaby]

You were masquerading as Odin, they thought they were pleasing their king.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh please. No one brown-noses during a play and very few of them actually connected Odin to it. I made sure to be discreet.

[angelpiratebaby]

Brother, you were sitting in front of it eating grapes and cheering the performance on. You are in no way as subtle as you think sometimes.

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps not, but bold of you to think they cared all that much. When has the nobility done the rest of Asgard any favours

The arts was a nice change from the warmongering, certainly.

[angelpiratebaby]

I am going to lose my temper at you and that is not a good idea when you gave me a nice gift.

[dothelokimotion]

I didn't give a gift to earn favours.

[angelpiratebaby]

It didn't occur to me that you would.

[dothelokimotion]

Then I don't see why you're complaining.

At least my play cut down on the stereotypical frost giant beliefs. Which, I might add, you and Odin never bothered to fix.

[angelpiratebaby]

You tried to kill all of the frost giants, Loki.

[dothelokimotion]

You saved them and then ignored them for nearly a decade.

Anyway, why the big fuss over my play? It's not that I did much to your character.

[angelpiratebaby]

I was just saying that it wasn't the great poetry you thought it was.

[dothelokimotion]

Says the man who can't muster up any poetry whatsoever.

[angelpiratebaby]

Fine then I won't write you any poetry.

[dothelokimotion]

See? That's an excellent gift in itself.