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[angelpiratebaby]

Give me a hint of something I can get you on this ship. Lightning bolts aren't as good gifts.

[dothelokimotion]

[ "don't make people like you more than me", he thinks. "let me have someone who picks me over you."

but there isn't anyone like that. besides, it's a silly wish. ]

I don't really need anything. You can surprise me.

[angelpiratebaby]

[It's not up to him, Loki.]

That is the opposite of helpful.

[dothelokimotion]

When have you known me to be helpful?

[angelpiratebaby]

I thought with the UNDYING FEALTY and all.

[ Is he going to be playful about that at times forever? Yep. ]

[dothelokimotion]

I swore loyalty, not helpfulness.

[angelpiratebaby]

Fine, I'll get you a lightning bolt for Yule.

[dothelokimotion]

I'll pretend to be shocked then.

[angelpiratebaby]

I'll write you a poem.

[ Thor is a terrible poet. ]

[dothelokimotion]

How is that a gift?

[angelpiratebaby]

It's the thought that counts!

[dothelokimotion]

Then put some more thought into it!

[angelpiratebaby]

I would put a great deal of thought into a poem, thank you very much. I took an entire class about it!

[ That he would have failed if he wasn't the prince of Asgard, shhh. ]

[dothelokimotion]

You passed that class with my help. Which, I'll remind you, you needed for nearly all your classes.

[angelpiratebaby]

I would have been fine with you, I'm lazy, not stupid!

[dothelokimotion]

You also had no patience whatsoever.

[angelpiratebaby]

It's not my fault it was boring.

[dothelokimotion]

It was always boring. But it was what you needed to rule.

[angelpiratebaby]

Poetry is what I needed to rule?

[dothelokimotion]

Good poetry is what you need to rule. Which is a skill you don't have.

[angelpiratebaby]

Well I do not have your playwriting skills, that is for certain, although I can't say I enjoyed your most recent theatrical debut.

[dothelokimotion]

That's on you. Everyone on Asgard loved it.

[angelpiratebaby]

You were masquerading as Odin, they thought they were pleasing their king.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh please. No one brown-noses during a play and very few of them actually connected Odin to it. I made sure to be discreet.

[angelpiratebaby]

Brother, you were sitting in front of it eating grapes and cheering the performance on. You are in no way as subtle as you think sometimes.