Loki, now you must be jesting. I do, naturally! To begin with, everything Jane's told me about Midgard. Er, Earth. And she's told me a lot. I can tell you.
Earth is the densest planet in the Solar System. It was formed - it and other planets there, hm, I think I'll go see them sometimes, Mars looks beautiful sometimes, actually, I might go see it later. Anyway, the planets have formed supposedly thanks to an explosion of a star. Must have been quite an explosion. This, I wouldn't want to see, I had enough of such things.
Earth's gravitation is six times higher than Earth's Moon, which is humans can float on their moon. Now that sounds like an enjoyable pastime.
Humans have only first left Earth very recently! And they sent a dog first. It never came back. I wonder where if it's still alive.
Thor. None of that actually tells me what Earth is like. And since when have you cared about its gravitational pull or its place in the "Solar System"?
I don't, but it's some information about Earth, isn't it?
Oh!
Right.
I certainly know more about life on Earth than you, I've been there, and not for conquest. As for that, hm, I wouldn't know where to begin. But it's so very different than our life on Asgard, I still get surprised sometimes.
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And you do?
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I'm waiting.
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Earth is the densest planet in the Solar System. It was formed - it and other planets there, hm, I think I'll go see them sometimes, Mars looks beautiful sometimes, actually, I might go see it later. Anyway, the planets have formed supposedly thanks to an explosion of a star. Must have been quite an explosion. This, I wouldn't want to see, I had enough of such things.
Earth's gravitation is six times higher than Earth's Moon, which is humans can float on their moon. Now that sounds like an enjoyable pastime.
Humans have only first left Earth very recently! And they sent a dog first. It never came back. I wonder where if it's still alive.
Hmmm, what else...
[Hmmm....]
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Oh!
Right.
I certainly know more about life on Earth than you, I've been there, and not for conquest. As for that, hm, I wouldn't know where to begin. But it's so very different than our life on Asgard, I still get surprised sometimes.
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[ no, he doesn't think that at all. ]
Btw, there's a Thor who's off saving whales. With saving whales ecologists etc. In Ulitmate Avengers
They're trying. You should see, before blithely passing judgement.
[Or he might--- give you a noogie, if you don't cease that, Loki! There's a serious threat of a noogie on the horizon. For certain!]
thor plz