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🐍 loki odinson 🐍 ([personal profile] dothelokimotion) wrote2016-12-16 09:12 am
heynowyouguysarekaputt: guys; just tell me how many morons are in this pic (Two morons)

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
More than you, for certain. I'm personally taking good care of Midgard, after all.
heynowyouguysarekaputt: guys; just tell me how many morons are in this pic (1.8 Morons)

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Loki, now you must be jesting. I do, naturally! To begin with, everything Jane's told me about Midgard. Er, Earth. And she's told me a lot. I can tell you.
heynowyouguysarekaputt: guys; just tell me how many morons are in this pic in your opinion (Three morons)

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Thor nods, and tries to collect his thoughts.]

Earth is the densest planet in the Solar System. It was formed - it and other planets there, hm, I think I'll go see them sometimes, Mars looks beautiful sometimes, actually, I might go see it later. Anyway, the planets have formed supposedly thanks to an explosion of a star. Must have been quite an explosion. This, I wouldn't want to see, I had enough of such things.

Earth's gravitation is six times higher than Earth's Moon, which is humans can float on their moon. Now that sounds like an enjoyable pastime.

Humans have only first left Earth very recently! And they sent a dog first. It never came back. I wonder where if it's still alive.

Hmmm, what else...

[Hmmm....]
heynowyouguysarekaputt: guys; just tell me how many morons are in this pic (1.8 Morons)

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't, but it's some information about Earth, isn't it?

Oh!

Right.

I certainly know more about life on Earth than you, I've been there, and not for conquest. As for that, hm, I wouldn't know where to begin. But it's so very different than our life on Asgard, I still get surprised sometimes.
heynowyouguysarekaputt: (One moron)

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
They're getting better! Many are attempting to save it now! Midgardians did such stuff in the past, because they didn't know a lot, you see.
Edited 2019-02-09 11:02 (UTC)
heynowyouguysarekaputt: guys; just tell me how many morons are in this pic (1.8 Morons)

Btw, there's a Thor who's off saving whales. With saving whales ecologists etc. In Ulitmate Avengers

[personal profile] heynowyouguysarekaputt 2019-02-09 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
[so now I've imagined MCU!Thor there. Pffftttt. XD Unfortunately he's too busy. But yeah. XD thank you. Heh. /ooc]


They're trying. You should see, before blithely passing judgement.

[Or he might--- give you a noogie, if you don't cease that, Loki! There's a serious threat of a noogie on the horizon. For certain!]